TwoAmericanmafiosi,GinoandSettimo,takerefugeintheGlasgowcafeownedbytheirScottish/Italiancousin.ButcousinRobertoisn'tthetoughguythey'dexpected.Hisstrengthsarefishfryingandstampcollecting,andhethinksMagnum45sareatypeoficecream.GinoandSettimotrytorepayRoberto'shospitalitybychasingoffadebtcollectorwhowantshisproperty,buttheirstrongarmtacticsalarmhimandherealisestheyaren'tthePRconsultantstheyclaimedtobe两个美国黑手党Gino和Settimo避难于苏格兰西南部的港埠Glasgow意大利裔堂兄的小餐馆里。不过堂兄Roberto并不是他们所期望的硬汉，他把大量精力放在了煎鱼和集邮上并认为Magnum(马格南枪械)45型为一种冰淇淋。GinoandSettimo决定收拾想剥夺Roberto财产的收帐人来报答他的款待。不过他们俩过分的武力手段让Roberto感到不安，并意识到他们并不是自己所宣称的财务顾问。